IMMACULATE CONTRAPTIONS (Home of Immaculate Contraptions, the Immaculate Contraptions League, and Immaculate Contraptions Productions)

Immaculate Contraptions, Immaculate Contraptions Productions, and the Immaculate Contraptions League are all the long-time pipe dreams of their founder, Dahron Johnson. While practicing his signature in the margins of his textbook as he so often did during high school biology, Dahron realized that such a fancy imprimatur required an equally fancy organization to go with it. Throwing together his nascent love of the two-wheeled velocipede, along with a tongue-in-cheek love and fascination with religion, Dahron stumbled through a few different names before being inspired with his first real vision: Immaculate Contraptions.

As with all heavenly-borne divinations, the final form they take can only be determined over time. So it is here: Immaculate Contraptions has yet to find a final form, but the different outfits in which it has so far been clothed are on display here for your perusal. Written word, fanciful lark, or mechanical madness--the choice is yours. Enjoy your visit, and judge for yourself if there really is nothing more perfect on Earth.

IMMACULATE CONTRAPTIONS

(Home of Immaculate Contraptions, the Immaculate Contraptions League, and

Immaculate Contraptions Productions)